#lotf quotebook

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simon: scurries over to the trash cans and climbs inside, crying, sobbing, shivering about the idea of that.

jack: I HOPE YOUR BALLSACK EXPLODES.

sam: why is your name “ladies” in ukrainian

percival: pisses out of fear and runs away violently sobbing

ralph: i like men /gay

maurice: that’s right i’ll never match your freak ✨✨✨

piggy: LIKE I CANT EVEN SAY WHAT IS ON MY MIND WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH

roger: ralph, im gonna draw you as a “boyfriends” character.

jack: i forgot simon was a person

simon: *gasp* you wounded me! piggy: you’ve been stabbed multiple times that is NOT your biggest problem

eric: *talking about sam* yeah that’s my skibidi what the fart man

maurice: *at roger* snow whites 8th dwarf you best shut the fuck up

ralph: yall im single again. piggy: you were dating someone???

sam: i thought georgia was by russia?????

jack: *at ralph* SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN

maurice: im gonna rizz your skibidi

ralph: i’ve never even had lice, you violently demented peter pinklage impersonator

roger: your british is showing. jack: oh no

eric: why does the bot have dementia?? sam: biden core

maurice: *complaining about jack’s britishness* no because your people conquered a quater of the earth and collected an abundance of stunning spices and delectable cultures with fantastic food and colonized them and forced them into your small minded ways because your country was ruled by tyrants and then proceeded to not use any of the spices of the people you hurt and colonized and try to convince people beans on toast is a good meal.

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maurice: you are NOT a sigma, you’re a BETA.

piggy: *talking about jack* ACTUAL LUDICROUS ACTIVITIES IS HE ON DRUGS???

roger: why does eric look like the realistic bart simpson meme

jack: you’re not straight

sam: yeah if they be built like post 2024 nicocado then like no

ralph: i hate being a boy kisser 😔

eric: backeth off thy homie

roger: i am not “penis delusion”😭!!!!!!!!!

simon: john glenn?? isn’t he in the beatles?? piggy: …that’s john lennon.

jack: my rizz is bipolar

piggy: i bet when you open your wallet a fly comes out of it

ralph: look, murder is not a dealbreaker for me

maurice: guess what roger: what’s up sigma maurice: i got a boyfriend roger: THAT IS SO SKIBIDI

piggy: WHY ARE SO MANY WOMEN HAVING BABIES THATS LIKE THE 3RD ONE THIS MONTH

simon: piggy, how many chemicals do you think are in the ding dong latte?

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roger: it’s like uncanny valley but with white trash

piggy: YOU SAID FARTED NOT SHARTED

simon (talking about jack): what’s his favorite veggie? roger: he likes flesh

jack: i’ll help you wrangle some bitches

sam: its gonna be like superman but its superfeet

ralph: that’s a red flag right there

maurice (to piggy): i thought you said you were giving birth

roger (talking about jack): no no you have to get ralph pics to lure him in

piggy: my pantaloons are wet :(

simon: first movie to ever make me cry i cried about 6 times maybe more. maurice: 6 times? damn, what movie was it? simon: inside out 2

Ralph: jack definetly owns an “i ❤️ hot moms” shirt

simon: yall ever just see lizards falling from the sky

eric: oh you, frick face

maurice: WEED FLAVORED RIZZ TAMPONS???

jack: your timbers should be shivered

ralph: i need laser removal on my brain

piggy: i think jack is a little neurodivergent. maurice: *misheard piggy* of course he’s a virgin!

roger: i am very aware that i am mentally ill, but i want a tarantula

samneric: four words - cock and ball torture

jack: i’m girlbossing it, there’s a difference

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lotf as quotebook quotes

piggy: malaysia roger: the disease?

ralph: *silence after talking about something serious* so there was a homicide in the boat i was on

eric: thou romeo thou romeo! let down your hair!

simon: *looking at a gif of a shark* SPINNING SHART!!

maurice: i’m so sus

ralph: *rambling about all his problems* jack: hey, can you like not vent in the general chat. thanks. this is slash j, not slash serious

roger: if i’m never fully dressed without a smile then consider me naked.

sam: MY COOKIE DONT LOOKIE

ralph: i just saw hatsune miku rats

maurice: you’re not french though? piggy: IM BRITISH.

roger: tugs on your sleeve And tells you he orchestrated the Boston massacre

simon: the children are bonging, piggy!

eric: DID YOU SHOOT THE PRESIDENT????

piggy: scrolling feels like a divorce

ralph: my dad is the CEO of roblox! jack: YOUR DAD IS DEAD.

maurice: watch your language, oh my gyatt

simon: jack, you used to be so prim and proper…now you’re not wearing shoes

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maurice: this made me fart out loud

ralph: dying isn’t cute

roger: I CANT STOP BEING HATEFUL!!!!

jack: don’t apologize, i want you to kill yourself

eric: that’s so cool! flies into the air and fucking explodes

ralph: GINGERS! back to your seats!

piggy: you just gotta give it a little blowing

simon: sorry my christian is showing

jack: i know there are sluts in the area!

sam: i yearn for the mines!!!!!!!

ralph: who are you guys again? oh yeah, the thugs

maurice: im not picking it outta your ass!

jack: WHERES YOUR RAGE???? RISE RISE RISE

simon: hey guys let’s boogie!!!!

maurice: IS THAT A PENIS ABDUCTING THE MOON LMAO???????

roger: it’s like an orphanage up in here

sam: hear me out, rainbow dash is kind of a baddie

piggy: it’s like tetris but your ankles are in jeopardy

eric: oi oi oi, baka *gets a weird look* oh skibidi…

jack: you’re my favorite loser

ralph: i love men

simon: its okay, ralph. just because you suffer from dududud-

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jack: imagine dying so a girl has bigger tits

maurice: chat i’m cooking off my balls right now

piggy: obama is black, sam

simon: *singing* karmas a b word

(while gathering littluns names) ralph: coochie? WHO IS NAMED COOCHIE??????

sam: ITS ALWAYS PENIS

roger: can you look up a slur for italian people? jack: hold on there are so many

eric: WHY IS HIS ASS SO BIG WHAT THE FUCK

simon: but i love mashed potatoes :(

piggy: I SAW HIM AND HE MADE ME SNEEZE THREE TIMES

roger: shoot them kids

sam: poo poo caca

jack: someone DM ralph wait no someone kiss ralph - WAIT-

ralph: are you my friend still? or are you lying too? piggy: yEs iM jUsT FiXinG mY cArDS

eric: summoning simon at 3a.m.??

simon: i think you’re the lorax

maurice: instructions unclear, i’m going to shart in your closet

ralph: THERE ARE NO SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY

piggy: roger’s an incel?????

jack: ralph, you’re not going to heaven- maurice: SODIUM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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piggy: shush homewrecker

simon: christianity special interest?

maurice: isn’t that the disease where your booty gets bigger?

ralph: I’m afraid of women

roger: I NEED A LOBOTOMY NOW NOW NOW

eric: jack why are you into the boyfriend asmr

jack: roger i need the weed. I NEED IT NOW.

sam: hate to break it to you but two inches is not a lot

ralph: AINT NO WAY CHAT I AINT MAKIN IT OUT OF THE HOOD

maurice: stay skibidi soldier

simon: i wish i had my screaming goat right now

jack: oh shit i’m a twink

eric: sam put his feet all over me

ralph: I LOVE MY UGLY TWINK SO MUCH

roger: CHAT WHO THE FUCK BLOCKED MY GNOME GAME

piggy: it’s like, under my tits

jack: those damn fucking liberals

simon: who are your opps

maurice: we all need to have a child together

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ralph: days since mulberry boy pissed on the floor: 507

jack: ralph is just salty cuz i look so sexy

roger: no he keeps them in his ass and they come up through his entire body like a pez dispenser

piggy: YOU CANT JUST START TALKING ABOUT A TEACHERS INVERTED ASS

maurice: HE HAS AN ONLY FANS 😨😨😨

roger: that’s crazy, someone put him down

jack: I AM KNOWN AS A BEEF BASTARD!!!

sam: look up boys kissing eric: alright

maurice to piggy: HE LOOKS LIKE A MINECRAFT VILLAGER

simon: you can get a free cat… FOR FREE

piggy: that’s why i become a fat bitch in the morning

eric: yo, bro i hate my husband he’s my op

jack: stop kicking my gyatt

ralph: SOMEONE TAKE THE SPIDER SPAWNER OUT OF HIM

simon: the chapstick made me gay >_<

maurice: america in my titties? yessir!!

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lotf as quotebook quotes

maurice: DID YOU SAY WHEN IN DOUBT WHIP IT OUT?!?!

jack to simon: you’re still an immigrant ._.

ralph: killing yourself isnt a love language simon 🙄🙄🙄

roger: that’s it………… my alpha wolf side is coming out…………… you’re gonna regret this..

ralph: daddy, kittens about to kill herself 🥰

simon: beep- i told you we needed less tic triggers

sam: WHY IS HE UPSIDE DOWN THO?? eric: BECAUSE HE GOT HIT BY A FUCKING PLANE

jack: piggy i will use your flesh as a blanket

maurice to jack: ginger AND a twink??? pick a struggle

piggy: roger get back in the litter box

jack: yea me and ralph were going at it :(

roger: maurice i hope you get reincarnated as one of piggy’s ass cheeks

ralph: i love upending vodka

maurice: THEIR FEET ARE GRIPPING ON SIMONS HEAD

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roger: i’m FONNA kill him

jack: pig tuah! spill that thang

maurice: i will hurt you. and eat your cookie.

ralph: i missed a lot while writing that ice spice rap

piggy: you don’t have my undying love

simon: what color is your butterfly roger? roger: my butterfly is depressed.

sam: oh my gosh i’m gonna pee my pants

eric: looking at ralph and jack i just watched a man kiss another man for the third time this week

roger: does cailou end with an O?

ralph: i was having an autistic moment

jack: talking about piggy if he was an emotion in inside out you’d be gluttony

maurice: lord of the rizzlers

simon: i don’t wanna see them whip Jesus again ☹️

piggy: give that boy cancer ❤️